*logs off tumblr* *closes computer* *walks outside* *gets on a boat* *drives to an abandoned island* *digs a hole in the ground* *lies down in the hole* (whispers) the drama cant find me here
I dunno about that, dude
did you just turn my text post into a total drama island post
The kids have it all figured out.
i’m actually really glad i saw this, wow
That last one is priceless
"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
- *accidentally opens internet explorer*
- me: oh crap
- me: is it gonna open, or what?
tumblr is a lot like singing tbh
yeah because you can only hit like 3 notes
Single and ready to reply with sarcastic remarks to any form of affection because that’s the only way I know how to mingle
Okay, so i just have to fucking point this out…
This little girl
Is going to grow up
And find out
About all of these
And spend her life
What the fuck happened
Because you little shits
Cannot contain yoursleves