karmasa-bitch:

"Have you ever masturbated thinking about karma?" I can’t tell what’s fanfiction and what’s the show anymore.

person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!

me: nope

person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???

me: i'm not

bombing:

doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

(via sailboatism)