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hersapphicexcellence:

Hello friends

With prom coming up, (and the average dress shop being shit about plus sizes, especially large plus sizes), it’s probably a good time to link you all to Sydney’s Closet

They have plus size formal dresses going up to a size 44, and often at some p decent prices

http://www.sydneyscloset.com/
Go get yourself all glam and stuff

(via lyingforever)

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via totheinternetandbeyond)

awwww-cute:

I can never get any work done
When you meet someone equally as weird as you

livesstillposed:

sodamnrelatable:

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I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.

(Source: urbanendling, via sailboatism)

hoodrathoodrathoochiemichael:

"Its not a game mom, its who i am"
floozys:

floozys:

this is so specific i love it 

this post has gained more notes in a day than the actual page has likes i love it 

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

(via slamdrank)

coyotetangopratman:

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