Canucks4life.

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

One time when I was little I ran away from home because I was upset but I just took left turns because I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I ended up back at home it was really embarrassing 

(via three-of-clubsandwich)

whorville:

Happy has five letters
Pizza has five letters

This is no coincidence

So does death

(via youaresogayskarth)

lucillesballs:

i like how there’s barely enough room to fit a phone in the pockets of girl pants but in boys’ pants pockets you can perform your nieces baptism 

(via three-of-clubsandwich)

hooooolia:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

seems legit

woops

This is wondrous

pastelmorgue:

eradicategirlhate:

you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?

THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED

(Source: princesslilitu, via adriofthedead)

cutieringtail:

falmyrion:

queerpong:

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.

You’re*

(via sleepingwithmattymullins)

themisadventuresofmaddy:

do you ever feel like you’re just sort of 

there

like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone

like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything

(via sleepingwithmattymullins)

excalilbur:

excalilbur:

i have more followers than there are people in my school

(via sleepingwithmattymullins)

sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

(via sleepingwithmattymullins)

haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

(Source: stevebrule, via drunkpeeta)

jellyfishes:

beluga whales are so fuckin cute they’re always happy and smiling like

helooooo!!

HIIIIIIIIII !!!!

hey friend !

looook they are FRIENDS!!!!!

they are growing old together still smiling i am gonna crY

(via baboushkat)

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

(via tyleroakley)